daftun

A more insulting word for daft, often linked with someone bigging themselves up

"John you couldn't knock yourself out ya daftun"

by Rugdfrr December 5, 2016

Daftpunked

To hit someone by forming your hand into a fist and extending the thumb outward, then swinging said thumb right into someone’s asshole or gooch

Al: I daftpunked the shot out of Anthony, did you see that?!
Jay: Yeah, I could feel it from here... I wondered why he was bleeding so bad

by GrizzlyArsenal March 19, 2019

Dafting

A word used to describe some daft shit

Mate thats just dafting init

by TheBigSammyG September 3, 2020

dafturd

Dafturd, daft-turd A person that is all three of daft (foolish), turdy (dumb, gross, smelly, anything not good), and a bastard ( bastard).

{while talking to my shit girlfriends uneducated unshowered fatherless child about doing anything}. " Hey, quit playing with scissors standing on the dinning room table you dafturd!

by the_chancellor November 24, 2020

Daftos

A mentally disabled person. Oftenly also known as Kaiser Daftos or Kaiser Willhelm II. Internet Shitposter. Leader of many anime groups. Also used as an insult bcs he has really bad aim in FPS games.

*misses shot*
Aren't you Daftos?"

by Daftos February 19, 2021

Dafterrow

The day after tomorrow
Friday > Saturday > Sunday
Today Tomorrow Dafterrow

"hey dude, wanna come over to my house dafterrow?"
"sure! see you then."

by HarpsBored September 18, 2022

Daftelation

A heightened state of oneness and connectedness achieved through the ridiculous and/or the practice or sacred silliness.

After attending the clown workshop, I really felt a sense of daftelation!

by Daftelation October 12, 2022