i was drunk but lookin to get real tammered so i picked up a whole bunch of different drinks and added a splitch to my cup.
by the_chancellor January 14, 2009
Dafturd, daft-turd A person that is all three of daft (foolish), turdy (dumb, gross, smelly, anything not good), and a bastard ( bastard).
{while talking to my shit girlfriends uneducated unshowered fatherless child about doing anything}. " Hey, quit playing with scissors standing on the dinning room table you dafturd!
by the_chancellor November 24, 2020