dafturd

Dafturd, daft-turd A person that is all three of daft (foolish), turdy (dumb, gross, smelly, anything not good), and a bastard ( bastard).

{while talking to my shit girlfriends uneducated unshowered fatherless child about doing anything}. " Hey, quit playing with scissors standing on the dinning room table you dafturd!

by the_chancellor November 24, 2020

Daturday

(noun) the day that dad spends with the kids. Typically a Saturday.
Variation: Dadurday.

We are planning on going to the movies on Daturday.

by Jim Hayward January 24, 2009