Definitions by GrizzlyArsenal
Jizzbirding
The art of masturbating and then climaxing in the air while participating in an extreme sport (ex. hang-gliding, skydiving, parasailing, surfing, skateboarding, etc.)
Announcer: aaaand Contestant #3 makes the final tur... aaaand he’s jizzbirding right into the crowd in celebration! What a finish!
Jizzbirding by GrizzlyArsenal March 19, 2019
Daftpunked
To hit someone by forming your hand into a fist and extending the thumb outward, then swinging said thumb right into someone’s asshole or gooch
Al: I daftpunked the shot out of Anthony, did you see that?!
Jay: Yeah, I could feel it from here... I wondered why he was bleeding so bad
Jay: Yeah, I could feel it from here... I wondered why he was bleeding so bad
Daftpunked by GrizzlyArsenal March 19, 2019
Shamrock Shaker
When one receives a reach-around from a short redhead girl after consuming a McDonald’s Shamrock shake.
Shamrock Shaker by GrizzlyArsenal March 16, 2019
Yang-bo
Yang-bo by GrizzlyArsenal July 12, 2018
Poke the Pineapple
When one uses their phallus to poke another person's butt cheeks, but ends up prodding their sphincter instead
Person 1: Did Barry "poke the pineapple"?
Person 2: Yes, and he took our friendship to a whole new level...
Person 1: So he's out of the friendzone?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes
Person 2: Yes, and he took our friendship to a whole new level...
Person 1: So he's out of the friendzone?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes
Poke the Pineapple by GrizzlyArsenal July 12, 2018