GrizzlyArsenal's definitions

Jizzbirding

The art of masturbating and then climaxing in the air while participating in an extreme sport (ex. hang-gliding, skydiving, parasailing, surfing, skateboarding, etc.)

Announcer: aaaand Contestant #3 makes the final tur... aaaand he’s jizzbirding right into the crowd in celebration! What a finish!

by GrizzlyArsenal March 19, 2019

Daftpunked

To hit someone by forming your hand into a fist and extending the thumb outward, then swinging said thumb right into someone’s asshole or gooch

Al: I daftpunked the shot out of Anthony, did you see that?!
Jay: Yeah, I could feel it from here... I wondered why he was bleeding so bad

by GrizzlyArsenal March 19, 2019

Shamrock Shaker

When one receives a reach-around from a short redhead girl after consuming a McDonald’s Shamrock shake.

Did you hear Jason got a gnarly Shamrock Shaker yesterday?

by GrizzlyArsenal March 16, 2019

Yang-bo

messed up

Whoever set up this program on the system really yang-bo'ed it up

by GrizzlyArsenal July 12, 2018

Poke the Pineapple

When one uses their phallus to poke another person's butt cheeks, but ends up prodding their sphincter instead

Person 1: Did Barry "poke the pineapple"?
Person 2: Yes, and he took our friendship to a whole new level...
Person 1: So he's out of the friendzone?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes

by GrizzlyArsenal July 12, 2018