When one receives a reach-around from a short redhead girl after consuming a McDonald’s Shamrock shake.
by GrizzlyArsenal March 16, 2019
To hit someone by forming your hand into a fist and extending the thumb outward, then swinging said thumb right into someone’s asshole or gooch
Al: I daftpunked the shot out of Anthony, did you see that?!
Jay: Yeah, I could feel it from here... I wondered why he was bleeding so bad
Jay: Yeah, I could feel it from here... I wondered why he was bleeding so bad
by GrizzlyArsenal March 19, 2019
When one uses their phallus to poke another person's butt cheeks, but ends up prodding their sphincter instead
Person 1: Did Barry "poke the pineapple"?
Person 2: Yes, and he took our friendship to a whole new level...
Person 1: So he's out of the friendzone?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes
Person 2: Yes, and he took our friendship to a whole new level...
Person 1: So he's out of the friendzone?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes
by GrizzlyArsenal July 12, 2018
The art of masturbating and then climaxing in the air while participating in an extreme sport (ex. hang-gliding, skydiving, parasailing, surfing, skateboarding, etc.)
Announcer: aaaand Contestant #3 makes the final tur... aaaand he’s jizzbirding right into the crowd in celebration! What a finish!
by GrizzlyArsenal March 19, 2019
by GrizzlyArsenal July 12, 2018