Verbal Cunnilingus

The act of praising a female above and beyond what is necessary to butter-up this person or put you in position to gain favor with them, similar to "brown nosing" or "ass kissing."

Just look at Ted over there trying to get on the good side of his mother in law, he is giving her so much verbal Cunnilingus.

by Storm79 July 18, 2011

cunniling

an all around verb, boot of cunnilingus.

C'mon I'm on your team, stop cunnilinging me or I'll felate you

synonyms: UAC

by akoz October 15, 2006

Cunnilingus

The thing a man does only in hopes of blowjob in return.

Marilyn: Oh you want to do this to me? You're so great!
Alex: Yeah... well... I guess I like doin' cunnilingus... apparently...

by FrankieGoes2YOURMOM September 7, 2013

cunnilingus

1. The first name of the United States Secretary of State during the Presidency of George W. Bush (as sited by Dave Chappelle as Clayton Bigsbie).

Cunnilingus Rice! Cunnilingus Rice sounds like a Mexican dish, let's send on a plane back to Mexico so the Mexicans can eat her!

by Lukeeeeeee April 19, 2008

Cunnylingquistic

(Cunnylingwal)
Someone Who Talks Shit and is a bit cuntish with it

"Have u got a left handed spanner"
*Your Cunnylingquistic*

by scooterboy113 February 15, 2007

cunnilingus

Muffing out
licking pussy

have u got kitty kat coz my pussy is hungry

by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 4, 2003

Cunnilingus

The art of oral sex performed on a woman. Used in the context of 1) Something a man does to a woman while waiting for the Viagra to kick in. 2) Something a man does under duress knowing if he doesn't, she won't perform oral on him. 3) Something a bitter and twisted wife gets her husband to do not telling him she's been fucked all day by her well-hung lover and he's now eating his cum. 4) Something a man does, not wanting his wife to know he has genital warts. 5) Something "confused" women do to each other so that, when the time comes, they can train their boyfriends how to do it right.

"I know we're in the chapel, my darling, but I need to perform cunnilingus on you to remove the taste of that disgusting communion wine from my mouth"

"I can't believe your wife doesn't allow you to perform cunnilingus on her. She allowed me to do it yesterday"

by Doctor Phew August 17, 2011