cooked

a way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way.

Bro #1: yo homie that girl is cooked as fuck.
Bro #2: shits cooked.

cooked by tvdropper December 2, 2016

Cooked out

When you're so high you can barely speak.

Man carl is so cooked out he needs to lay off the green

Cooked out by Luder420 December 6, 2016

Cooked Lewis

The Cooked Lewis was established between 2015-2016 period, the photo is very bright and can cause blindness. There is a Instgram account Cooked_Lewis_Apparel.

If you see a Cooked Lewis, Run and close your eyes.

Cooked Lewis by CookedLewis October 17, 2018

crocked cock 

A penis that is drunk!

Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.

crocked cock by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020

Thomas Cooked 

Cockney Rhyming slang for "Fucked"

referring to the state of the UK tour operator when it became insolvent.

Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"

Thomas Cooked by Nhurr September 23, 2019

crocked 

shitfaced,drunk,done,burnt,and other wise completely fucked up

We just cracked open the Souther Comfort and got crocked.

crocked by shitter friend October 5, 2003

Crookers 

Crookers... Italian Dj's that play from house music to eletro-hardcore. They even mixed AC/DC's song Thunderstruck.
Crookers was made on 2003 by DJ Phra and Dj Bot.

Person1: Man i found a song named We are Prostitutes and is not about your sisters
Person2: -.-' yeah is that new crookers song right ?

Crookers by Zios April 26, 2009