contact ass

The girl you pick up at a bar only because you're with another girl who is exceptionally hot. Her hotness is effectively your wingman and your proximity to this babe is what helps get you laid by other women. This is similar to a contact high where being near tokers is all you need to get stoned.

Dude #1: I brought this chick home from the bar last night. We totally hooked up.
Dude #2: Were you with that hot friend of yours from college that you used to date?
Dude #1: Totally, and the chick at the bar came over to talk to me. I didn't even open up the set.
Dude #2: Wicked, bro! You straight pulled some contact ass outta that place. We should party with your hot friend more often.

by tetdfromage August 5, 2012

contact parker

A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.

"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"

"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."

"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"

by hmakav February 5, 2013

Contaminated Goat

A term used in response to someone who is annoying the heck out of you and you dont really know what else to call them without making them cry. Although if they do cry, you'd be ok with that outcome, viewing it as an added bonus. Not recommended for use in school, business meetings , chruch sermons, weddings or Bar Mitzvahs. May be appropriate for use between colleagues at work in limited situations, such as when your coworker keeps annoying you via instant messaging.

Jon: "Hey Barry, I really like your proposal but its a little rough around the edges... still needs some work."
Barry: "Oh yeah? Jon, you are such a contaminated goat!

by Big Daddy BK February 23, 2014

Contaminagious

(Adj.) Something virulently filthy. Simply the idea of this thing can make people sick.

The toilet at the Japanese place on soi 39 is contaminagious.

by Winterkorn September 5, 2014

contact cringe

The automatic biological response to cringe away from any sort of human contact. Prominently found in the introvert strand of the homo sapien species.

"Dude It was just a pat on the back, what's with the contact cringe?"

by IDCC May 7, 2017

chonthicha

hoe who is bad at playing cards and also she's blind. good friend and very smart but stupid. funny. sleeps

chonthicha is wig moment

by dinmammahomosexuell September 9, 2019

Contange

Shitty little wooden hut

"I heard she lives in a contange"
"Haha, really? What a slag!"

by Lankylobsterlegs April 3, 2020