Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?
by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019
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Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.
Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!
by Waycoolrich August 08, 2007
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baby crawl

A dance move in clubs. Kinda like huming the floor in a push up position with someone grinding ontop of you.
Mostly sluts do this.
yooo did you see dem girls over there it was like 10 girls all doin baby crawl. it was mad chill!
by a;owubrpwirbawrn 2q43535 September 20, 2008
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Seminal Crawl

The crawl two entwined post-coital lovers do in search of tissue.
As we did our Seminal Crawl across my parents bed, he accidentally slipped out and a puddle of seamen dribbled onto the duvet cover. Oops.
by OriginalPokeman July 24, 2022
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coke crawl

The malformed cross between the army crawl and the worm, this behavior is the hallmark indicator that you have basically ran out of good blow. The desperate addict scours the floor for any remaining dustings.
Oh man, I'm doing the coke crawl in this video from that trip to Mexico. Obviously I should just buy more product or develop some damn self-respect.
by jLegend September 26, 2020
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A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.
Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"
by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa September 27, 2015
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Crawled Apart

When you girl just loves to get spread apart but her legs nearly crawl.
Boy 1 : "Hey man! My girl's legs were crawled apart last night, she was literally handing it to me."
Boy 2 : "I love when a girl just crawls apart."
by Demotivation January 14, 2012
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