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Corp paint, or corppaint is a fake and excessive style of makeup, used mainly by corporations' marketing and PR agencies during commercials and expected to be worn daily by employees in general. The makeup is used mainly to make employees appear superhuman and perfect in an average and plastic sort of way, much like the products they produce.
1. "did you just see that commercial with the happy white family? I think they really overdid the corppaint- even the dog looked like he was done up in it.

2. Before Justin bieber and Niki Menaj took the stage together, they sat in the back rooms while their corppaint was applied.

3. The CEO stood on the podium in front of hundreds of his top-level staff and media people for the annual conference in the bahamas resort, the stress in his tired and old face masked by his corp paint.

4. The woman at the counter stared at me from under her corp-painted face and said: "we have a zero-refund policy, you'll have to speak to my manager about that."
by kidneyswap April 7, 2013
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Marnie Corps

weird, awkward man children that will tell you the same story until your ear falls off. all a marnie boy knows is the gym even though he’s getting no where. maybe their so clingy because marriage is a must within the first month of dating. old people fantasy this species because at heart there 70. don’t even dare bring up another branch of the military because they are nothing to a marnie. don’t date a marnie for your own sake.
oh no not the Marnie Corps boy
by the marnie corp ex December 29, 2020
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Springfield Heroin Corps

The Springfield Heroin Corps is a paramilitary branch consisting of 69 heroin addicted men and women hailing from the Springfield area.
Huns slabbering? Get the Springfield Heroin Corps
by Ron McNeill April 21, 2021
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Corp

Corp is an individual in a force require to perform special function
Joe is a Corp member
by Atoke September 23, 2021
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News Corp

Australia's de facto government, but the actual government defends them and lets them make so much decisions that they may as well be the real thing.

Also see shitfuckery
I am sick to fucking death of News Corp destroying the media and the country. Why can't it have a shred of independence and common sense? Hate living in Australia solely because of them. They claim to be "for all Australians" when not everyone wants to be associated with these wankers. Kevin Rudd made a petition to have a royal commission into them (kudos to him) but the government released an 100 page document basically just glorifying Murdoch, pissing all of us off. I will move to Addu City so I am not here when this act of treason gets too far.
by iDontTrustYou September 30, 2024
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CyberLink Corp.

CyberLink Corp. is a software company with its headquarters based in Taiwan. It specializes in creating video and photo editing software, AI facial recognition software, entertainment and streaming software, and more. CyberLink Corp. also has branches in Japan, United States, and Netherlands. If you think Photoshop or Premiere Pro is overpriced, you should try CyberLink Corp.’s software!
Whoever paid for CyberLink Corp.'s products got great value for money.
by Software Pro November 25, 2021
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