An image of a person using traffic cones as appendages off of ones physical body, or really any humorous image of a person interacting with traffic cones, used as a response to an extremely poor or disingenuous argument in internet conversations. Cone Man is used when the point made is so inherently flawed, so factually incorrect, or so misleading that it becomes more productive to post images of Cone Men rather than putting in the effort to type out a well-thought out response. Distant cousin of Straw Man.
Person A: "The experts are lying!!! This YouTube video PROVES that COVID is PLANNED!!! And if it's real, just let the old and sick people die!!! Natural selection!!!"
Person B: (insert image of a Cone Man)
Person B: (insert image of a Cone Man)
by Cone Man McGillicuddy May 28, 2020
Get the Cone Manmug. Jane: "Did you see those guys swirling cones?"
Phil: " yeah! They were going at it!"
OR
Sam: " Hey! You wanna swirl cones?"
Tommy: "Duh!"
Phil: " yeah! They were going at it!"
OR
Sam: " Hey! You wanna swirl cones?"
Tommy: "Duh!"
by One love April 23, 2015
Get the Swirling conesmug. "Yes, I'd like a wigger cone please, with some extra bling on the side."
"I'd request to some dreads with those black sprinkles...what? You <i>can't do that</i>???!!! What kind of wigger ice cream store are you?!!! *explodes*
"I'd request to some dreads with those black sprinkles...what? You <i>can't do that</i>???!!! What kind of wigger ice cream store are you?!!! *explodes*
by Miss Girl September 27, 2006
Get the wigger conemug. by kmedic October 20, 2007
Get the icecreame conemug. 1. Reversed order of a heart emoticon,the Cone-Ass.( <3 )
The Ass-Cone resembles a traffic cone being inserted into an anus. ( 3< )
2. Unpleasant Synonym for Asshole,dick head,or douche bag.
3. A nickname earned by someone who really doesn't give a fuck what people think of them.
The Ass-Cone resembles a traffic cone being inserted into an anus. ( 3< )
2. Unpleasant Synonym for Asshole,dick head,or douche bag.
3. A nickname earned by someone who really doesn't give a fuck what people think of them.
1. I meant to send my girlfriend a heart on msn,but I accidentally sent her an Ass-Cone.
2. "Did you see that? That Ass-Cone just cut me off!"
3. "Hey man you know Cayden?"
"yeah,people call him Gayden right?"
"yeah,but he's too much of an Ass-Cone to be bothered by it."
2. "Did you see that? That Ass-Cone just cut me off!"
3. "Hey man you know Cayden?"
"yeah,people call him Gayden right?"
"yeah,but he's too much of an Ass-Cone to be bothered by it."
by Calexanderh July 20, 2011
Get the Ass-Conemug. by Dan January 17, 2005
Get the cone tittiesmug. by ayer tekh sistym January 12, 2009
Get the silly conesmug.