whoppy cocked

completly and udderly fucked up

Dustin completley whoppy cocked that poor pickup

by dustin west September 26, 2006

Porte Cochere

An area generally found outside a hotel that is utilised by car owners who are far to important/ignorant to hand their keys over to Concierge. Cars can be left here for hours whist their owners "complete check-in" or "pop across the road".

I'm just going to park my Lexus on your Porte Cochere whilst I check in. No I don't care about the 9 other cars I am blocking, my vehicle is far too complicated for you to drive.

by Diamond member October 1, 2013

Coched

To be screwed (or fucked) out of something one rightfully owns or deserves by being subjected to unfair or undeserved authority. Often by administration or law.

Originated as a reference to the Cochran law firm as referenced by Good Charlotte in "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous". See cochran.

Man, my employee just coched me out of $20,000; apparently, he shot himself in the eye with a defective nail gun.

by YellowBoyInBrownTown March 10, 2009

Locked, cocked and ready to rock

Totally prepared and/or anticipatory for a particular engagement. Generally used in the positive sense, for an event which one looks forward to. More euphonic than similar cocked locked and ready to rock.

"Dude, you still good for that party over at Jay-Jay's?"

"Shit, nigga -- I'm locked, cocked and ready to rock!"

by EnglishMayjah February 8, 2009

cockelhead

someone who is a dick head

you are a cockelhead.

by alan t December 26, 2002

Cockectomy

Rare condition in which the male genitalia will spontaneously detach itself from the crotch leaving the man stunned and somewhat bemused.

Mr. Smith, it appears that you experienced a mild Cockectomy. I placed your testicles in this zip-lock bag for you to take home.

by General Jack April 15, 2009

sloppy cocked

When you are so drunk that you are unable to get it up nor do you have the motivation to try.

I brought this fine bitch home from the bar last night but I was too sloppy cocked to close the deal.

by Geoff, Bitches August 22, 2008