leave the church before the singing begins

coitus interruptus

When all of a sudden - in the midst of things - she told me she wasn't on the pill, it was clear to me I had to leave the church before the singing begins.

by icefields January 31, 2009

Cleaning the church

Slang term used to describe the act of a conservative woman masturbating. Generally associated with lonely and bored housewives of good nature and standing with god.

Mary: "Where's Janice?, I haven't heard from her all day and her Husband has been out of town for a few days."

Delores: "Oh, she's probably cleaning the church since she hasn't made love for a few days"

by Lunafish May 14, 2011

God Church

A line famously said by now dead Jake Paul. I would kill him but you can't kill something that's already dead. This dumb shit thought that god church would be a good cover up with the fact that he didnt have anythin to rhyme with merch. Then a line said by god of England 'England is my city' sound smarter thant Jake's dumb shit with his god church merch. Nick is my daddy.

Pewdiepie: I JSUT DROPPED SOME NEW MERCH AND ITS SELLING LIKE A GOD CHURCH.

Pewdiepie made is sound better

by Whoisheba August 15, 2017

Jap that Church

To ruin something really good at your own sacrifice. To drive your metaphorical plane into that metaphorical church.

Jerry: "Dude I hooked up with Sally last night while she was drunk and now her and Ben are broken up!"

Matt: "Way to Jap that Church."

by Matt Evening November 26, 2007

church key

a bottle opener

Hey Joe, where'd you leave the church key. This ain't no twist off, y' know.

by travis September 6, 2003

Falls Church City

Yes, we may only be two square miles in size, but our population exceeds 10,000 and it takes approximately 10-15 minutes to get from one side of town to the other, depending on traffic. Nonetheless, we are the city where, literally, everybody knows your name. You grew up with the same kids, you know everyone's past; who they've dated, what grade they received on their last test, what street they live on and how many dogs their family owns. Our only high school is George Mason (not to be confused with George Mason University), and is one of the highest ranked in the country; despite being public, the typical graduating class is below 200. When asked where you live, DC is the most accurate response, seeing as we are 7 miles from the Nation's Capital...saying Northern Virginia simply doesn't do it justice (a commonly abused and over-used phrase). We know what the Metro is, and we use it too. Liberal, diverse (in our acceptance of all cultures), filled with opportunity, what's not to love? You are 5 minutes away, both directions, from anything and everything you need. It's fabulous, I love it, and I couldn't imagine growing up anywhere other than Falls Church, the city I call home.

Person A: Where are you From?
FCC Resident: Northern Virginia
Person A: Me too! I'm From Manassas.
FCC Resident: I'm 7 minutes away from DC...and I don't have a southern accent!

by Mark April 13, 2005

raunchy chaunchy

Refers to a stinky and rather dirty coochie.

A girl who does not use daily cleansing habits would have a RAUNCHY CHAUNCHY.

Sandy: "Ew that girl smells like shit her raunchy chaunchy is exploding she is so DIRTY it is dripping on the floor...her chunky monkey is stinking up the room."

Dina: "Damn Poochie Coochie!....Clean up yo raunchy chaunchy!"

by Sandy and Dina March 2, 2007