A certified muscle mommy is a bad bitch and elite class of females who can deadlift and / or squat a minimum of 225LBS, and are visibly fit + muscular.
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Girls pray for a chance to bed him.
Girls pray for a chance to bed him.
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used to describe a person of the opposite sex (or same sex if ur into that) that is a twenty on a ten scale.
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