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Certed

To be given a certificate. The action of having had a qualification bestowed on you . like benighted is to be knighted.

The honour is bestowed upon you..it is Certed to you
"at the awards ceremony Brian was certed with an honours degree"
by Lunar Rover April 20, 2018
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Certified jordan moment

When somebody tells a joke or sends something "funny" to a group chat, but no one laughs or even replies to it.
That somebody: Hey, have u seen that video of the guy farting?

Everyone:
Everyone 10 hours after airing it: this is a certified jordan moment
by Sgtstanky January 22, 2020
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Certificate slut

A certificate slut is someone who continuously get cheap internet classes and certifies them self in different things in order to appear more intelligent than they are. A certificate slut pays for class after class in order to get their accomplishments and certificates posted on social media.
This certificate slut pays 14.99 for a class and thinks she's an expert on everything.

I never met a certificate slut before. She spent her whole paycheck on internet degrees that take two days to complete and then ours on their resume like they graduated Harvard.

Don't listen to that certificate slut. She only takes classes in order to be an expert on everything to impress guys into thinking she's smart.

A certificate slut has a banging body and is hot and yet no self esteem so she gets online certificates to make others think she has a brain.
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Cerimovic

the surname used for group of most based people in certain areas
Damn he's based and redpilled, he's probably one of the Cerimovic people
by ceriM1337 February 9, 2021
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certified.bigq.simp

certified.bigq.simp is my favorite tiktoker in the whole wide world!!
OMG IS THAT certified.bigq.simp!!!
IM YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN :))))))
by anonymous July 19, 2021
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Certified idiot

There are two meanings :

First the person is an idiot and it was confirmed by many people or just an evidence.

The other meaning is that, the person is certified in a study or a job. But this person doesn't really deserve the title.
1. She even failed to the easiest test ! she is a certified idiot.
2. Although he has a degree in business administration, the enterprise is bankrupt. He is just a certified idiot.
by Kôfboay September 27, 2021
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certified poop nigga

by Pseudonym the Gamer April 6, 2022
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