celibacy

A fear of one's moving parts, popular among catholics, straight edge kids, and anyone else who can never get laid.

People who are not celibate go to hell, where they engage in wild orgies.

by intersam July 19, 2003

Celina Texas

If u wanna find country people and see people ride there horses to school and where the teachers care more about football then education you’ve come to the right place and where are all the girls names is Courtney and Brittany

Hey wanna go the most boring place on earth. Ya sure what is it. Celina Texas

by Lilfag1234 July 29, 2019

Post Election Celibacy

Syndrome that many liberal, socialist females are sadly forced to confront with when their capitalist male partner is a red-blooded Republican and no longer plans to “sleep with the blue enemy”

Christine will have to find alternative means to satisfy her desires due to a severe case of Post Election Celibacy. The hope is that she will have money left for batteries when her wealth is redistributed.

by Hensch man December 9, 2008

Celise

What a bitch!! :)

Person A: Lol bitch
Celise: I know right

by Pdogg123456789 May 15, 2018

celica

Car owned by a stupid ass who can't spell people or Celica. See urbtards.

Damn! I shoold pay moor atenshun in skool so I coold lurn to spel goodur.
Dumbass.

by John Heinz Kerry March 10, 2005

Celibate

Someone who gets no complaints about how terrible they are in bed.

Once the guy was no longer celibate he started getting the same complaints again.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020

Celibate

Someone that has no role whatsoever in a bedroom.

The guy has been celibate most of his life, almost like a monk.

by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021