callocallay

what you yell out when being raped by a Sasquatch with a ukulele in the Bandersnatch

Hey, Sas'y, what that you got their

hay, HAY callocallay!!
my poor Bandersnatch

by The Shadowranter September 26, 2011

Callous toe

When your entire toe becomes calloused. Untreatable and symtpoms may be elevated using foot polish.

"Callous toe gives you the urge to be frisky with furniture."

by White Boy18 September 1, 2013

calloomband

An individual known as Callum and often known for having dads that are 55 when they are born and using words that haven't been used in the manner are using since 1997

Calloomband: hey my dad turns 70 today
Jordan: But aren't you only 15?
Calloomband: yeah I know, its sick mate

by Gaemzal March 27, 2017

Caldow

The last name of a loving and welcoming family. They are the family you want to be a part of. They are very into music and food and also having a good time. The Caldow's are relaxed and kind people who are always open to new people, ideas and are masters of making you feel "at home".

The Caldow family are great people

by 210703 July 10, 2017

calko

if someone says something stupid that does not make sense.

Friend: I had sex with her and she didnt liked it and then i married my dog.

Me: AHHHHHH Calko

Friend: dats calko

by Permanentmood January 22, 2019

Calko

calko means when you do something stupid that does not make sense.

Friend: bro i took a cool picture from you, post it!
Me: really?? Show me
Friend: i didnt saved it
Me: AHHH thats calko

by Permanentmood February 4, 2019

Calboy1704

A controversial but influential (to some), professional vaper. Calboy1704 is callum brown is a full time vaper and has been for around 7 months, he’s known around posh ends like oaks and tonbridge for dealing vaper to underage kids.

I just hit up calboy1704, he getting me a vape tomorrow bruv

by Calboy1704 October 30, 2019