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James Caldow 

Toxic, privileged white boy from south England whose parents give him £1000 for a gaming PC.
If you can't tell We're pissed at our friend James.
James: you wanna play Siege ranked?
Me: Nah i'm good thanks
James: Bitch
Me: what a James Caldow

Cab Calloway 

The inventor of swag
"Hi de hi de hi de hi"

-Cab Calloway
Cab Calloway by Whistle&flute October 13, 2013

caldo caldo 

This term was orginated by a imatation of a turkey sound which goes "caldo, caldo, caldo, caldo!!"

This term is used when a person is confused or astonded at a question or statement that someone has said.
Maria! How do you know your alive?

response - Caldo Caldo?

Is the world really flat?

response - Caldo Caldo?
caldo caldo by E-Stylez April 9, 2007

Chris Caldwell

One bad ass mutherfucker and French Horn Player. Don't even think about questioning his authority, even if you don't know him. He'll slap you across the face and make you spit shine the shit out of his patent leather shoes.

He's one of those guys who you just know could kick your ass. Physically, and mentally, without even giving it a second thought. To be a Chris Caldwell of the world means to be a virtual connoisseur of anything, and everything. To know everything about the modern world, and to drop musical deuces on those who piss you off.
Band kid 1: "Is that Chris Caldwell?"
Band kid 2: "Holy shit it is, let's play our notes right or he'll pour hot water on our feet and beat our asses backstage."

Janitor: "Wow the grass on the marching field sure did spring up this year!"
Drum Major: "It's because Caldwell made everyone cry so much they irrigated that shit."
Chris Caldwell by TheSoulOfgenius October 5, 2012

Caldwell Tanner 

Man who does most of the Illustrations on College Humor.com

He does weekly drawcasts with Riley, Creighton, Owen, and Kevin Corrigan, where he draws comics and talks about Back to the Future.
Did you see the Drawcast last week? Caldwell Tanner talked about Back to the Future!
capdown short for capitolist downfall. surprisingly anti-capitolist milton keynes ska core. fucking incredible.
"wow, i saw capdown, i now have a creater meaning in my life"
"i love capdown"
"fuck mcdonalds"
Capdown by paul November 11, 2003