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Calculator Brain

Somebody who can do complex math equations in their brain in a matter of seconds.
Person 1: What is 356x751?
Person 2: Uhhhhhhhh
Person 3: 267356
Person 1: What a calculator brain.
by skmad1212 June 28, 2013
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calicano

Calicano 1. -A native born person from California who is bilingual speaking both English & Spanish.
Calicano 2. -Anything creole in origin of the Anglo-Spanish heritage of California.
1. The guy isn't Mexican, he's from California and speaks Spanish like a Calicano.
2. These Rancho Santa Barbara enchiladas are pure authentic Calicano cooking.
3. That fresh orange-habanero salsa at the BBQ was Fuc#kin Nuclear Calicano!
by Calicanorican October 26, 2013
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CALCUMATATER

When another assumed human being with a stable gender asks you to count their potatoes and the act requires a calculator.
is often best used to adress someone who is good at doing so (eg.You are the best CALCUMATATER there is!!)
Dude:Hey bro im growing them sweet potato-tatoers!!
Dude#2:COol DO YuO kNw Hwo many you haVE THeere??
Dude:NOOOO BROOOOOO.
Dude#2Cool Lemme Just pull out my c alculator and add these alll up
Dude:ok kk lmoa kkk
Dude#2:THats 3333 Tater PotTAters you got there !
Dude: Youre an awesome CALCUMATATER!!!
by SKILLX100 June 11, 2017
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calculer / cala

French word / Mot français

"Calculer" means "to calculate" in english and "cala" is a drift from "calculer".
"To calculate (calculer/cala) someone/something" means to give attention, or to pay attention to someone or something. It's an expression used by a lot of people, mostly the youngs, it's a slang.
It's more used in the negative way, than in the positive, we will see often this, followed with a "pas (not)".

Calculer, ou cala qui est une dérive, est une expression souvent utilisée par les jeunes, qui signifie le fait de donner de l'attention à quelqu'un ou à quelque chose, d'en avoir quelque chose à faire, il est souvent utilisé au négatif, donc suivit d'un "pas".

For example / Par exemple:
calculer / cala

"Il m'a pas calculé" = he didn't give attention to me
"Il m'a pas cala" = he didn't give attention to me

"Je les cala pas" = I don't pay attention to them
"Je les calcule pas" = I don't pay attention to them

"Il m'a pas calculé" = il s'en est fichu de moi
"Il m'a pas cala" = il s'en est fichu de moi

"Je les cala pas" = Je m'en fiche d'eux
"Je les calcule pas" = Je m'en fiche d'eux
by FrenchBoyWhoKnows January 7, 2019
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Calculator

A really not so smart Phone and a very boring phone.
Person1- Do you have a calculator?
Person 2- Ya, why?
Person 1- Because you are lame!
Person 1- I actually have a phone
by QUEEN ANALISA February 5, 2019
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Calcium Juice

1. The thing that boomers drink in Spooktober to stop the doot spirits
2. A retarded way to say the word 'milk'
Mom: Don't forget to drink your calcium juice!
Kiddo: Do I have to?
Mom: Yes, if you don't want dem skeletons parading in your room!

Kiddo: *ignores*
Skeletons: *gives Kiddo some weed*
by TheEpiccFoxee March 7, 2020
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Calculus 2

Calculus decided that it got tired of being scrawny, so it started injecting steroids and hitting the gym... then, it became Calculus 2.

Widely considered the hardest conventional math class at the university level, to pass this class, you need to be determined and willing to cry yourself to sleep every night because of how agonizing it is.

Keep in mind, Calculus 3 is Calculus 2 after forgetting to take PCP when it finished its steroid cycle.
Person #1: What is Calculus 2?
Person #2: Shit... It's Calculus on steroids.
by EntrepetunousYes May 16, 2020
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