calendario

A calendar, a tool made of paper used to know what day, month and year you are in, because you are so weeb and geeky that you don't even know what fucking day it is, silly.

Wena weon, sabes qué día es hoy? (Hi dude, do you know what day it is today?)
Déjame revisar en mi calendario... Hoy es 11 de enero. (Let me check my calendar... Today is January 11th.)
Chupalo entonces ajddajfjkaajff.
(Suck it then hahahhhahahaha.)

by Jueves September 8, 2021

Calendario

A nibba who will change his number when he finds out you're pregnant with his twins.

"Calendario changed his number on you? I'll clothes hang that mf." - Tones and Marcelo and Capers and Sugarmomma Heat and Trey

by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022

catgenderkyle

Cool tiktoker that likes South Park

Have you seen catgenderkyle's newest TikTok?

by cherrim is best April 4, 2022

catgenderkel

someone who is incredibly slay and is too good for this world 🫶🫶

catgenderkel is the best omg

by leolikesflowers September 14, 2022

Challenger

The worst type of boyfriend..like ever. He basically tries to catch online daters

"Bro this guy called Challenger added me on discord"
"Decline it! He's gonna play with your heart"

by choielias March 19, 2023

Calendar Mood

In the mood to be productive, whilst sitting in a chair doing nothing

I'm really in a calendar mood right now!

by Schnorppe October 1, 2023

Calendar

How about bring out a calendar.

Hey Urbie how about create a calendar.
Yeah I'd buy one!

by Don't you know who I am December 8, 2023