Cake

The thing you get if you do not stfu.

Max: "Hey dude, how about a piece of fruit and a chicken breast?"
Peter: "Cake or STFU!"

Sarah: "Trout Lake is such a remarkably beautiful setting, I love it!"
Sandra: "Trout Lake? Cake or STFU!"

Waiter: "Can I get you anything to drink, sir?"
Sir: "Cake or STFU!"
Waiter: "Cake?"
Sir: "Goddammit...I said cake or STFU, YA PUNK!"

Flexbro I: "I stopped doing drugs to give into another passion, alcohol!"
Flexbro II: "So? I stopped doing ya grandma to give into another passion, cake!"
Flexbro I: "Uh?"
Flexbro II: "Well yeah, cake or STFU u friggin' bastid!"

by stokedfish September 24, 2006

Cake

A codeword for making-out.

I want some cake right now.
I want to eat cake.
Did you eat the cake?

by beforelater November 8, 2004

Cakes

1. A big booty
2. Some poor kids nickname

1. She got cakes!
2. Sup, cakes!

by Yungmonay December 11, 2014

Caked

- Someone or something that is covered in something.

Father: That was a messy festival with all that rain, Im CAKED in water!

Son: The rain made it very muddy, Im caked in mud!

by Rye00 October 15, 2017

Cake

Cake jaw dropping beautiful...

My girlfriend is cake, everyone wants a piece... "Janine is cake everyone wants a slice"
That girl is cake, she could sit on my face all day ....

by TrousersPants October 1, 2018

cake

A sweet and tasty treat representing another food term used to encompass the essence of a woman's nether-region... to be used in conjunction with phrases that describe the greatness of your cake, how sweet and tasty it is... and how people cannot resist it. Having a golden cake means you are getting plenty of action. Similar to that of muffin, you can sample someone's cake or take a big bite out of it, but it will always be good, soft, edible, and irresitible.

My cake is sweet.
Shit, my cake is golden!
Would you like some cake?
I nibbled me some cake! mmm....

by Shelbykitty July 24, 2010

A cake

Someone who looks or acts real but they’re actually fake like the cake videos

I can’t hang with Hefany anymore she seemed real at first but she’s just a cake.

by Shly July 14, 2020