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blorg

verb: the nicer cousin of "bash" and "pummel", it means to smack someone over the head with a gigantic wet noodle
If you don't shut up I'll blorg you to death!
by Vertigo January 9, 2004
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BLORB

It is light during half the day and dark during the other because BLORB
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Blowydog

The term blowydog is used as a means of saying "let's go" or "lets's leave"

It is used but not limited to just a simple way of saying "let's go",
it is also used in a situation when a quick escape or exit is a must.

It can also be used in a story to descirbe somthing that you have done or somthing that has happend to someone in a past tense situation.
Example one
Gary: This party is shit.
Jimmy: Yeah you're right. Blowydog?
Gary : Fuck yes!

Example two
Gary: Oi this chick im meeting up with has a friend with her. You keen?
Jimmy: Fuck yeah!
Girl: Hey you're friend should come meet my friend over here.
Gary: yeah sounds good.
Girl: Hey Jimmy this is my friend.
Girl #2 (who turns out to be a fatty) Hi jimmy nice to meet you
Jimmy: (turns and looks at Gary) Blowydog.
They leave in a speedy fashion.

Example 2 (continued)
Daniel: Hurry up and piss cunt!
Johnny: (who is pissing on a shopfront after a night in town) Relax man.
The police arrive

police: Oi you!!
Daniel: Blowydog!!
They both run away

Exapmle3
Jimmy: I was out the other night with Gary and he tried to hook me up with this girl... Turns out she was a fatty so I blowydogged her.

Example three cont
Daniel: me and Johnny went out the other night. Johnny was doing a piss in the street and cops pulled up, so we blowydogged them.

Example four
Jayce: I was at this party and I stole this blokes phone. He caught me in the act, so I blowydogged him. ( Jayce ran away)

Oliver: I got blowydogged by this guy at this party the other night. I caught him taking my phone and he ran off.
by Mango2nv December 16, 2012
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blorp

The sexual act of having one partner pretend to be a slug on a slip and slide covered with Palm Olive while the other partner masterbates at the end of the slip and slide. When the partner reaches the end of the slip and slide the other partner finishes on their face, thus covering them in a slug trail.
Partner 1: Oh yeah. Blorp towards me.
Partner 2: *blorp*
Partner 1: Yeah I fucking like that.
Partner2: *blorp*
by blorpapalooza18 September 3, 2018
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Blorange

(Adj.) Weird, cool, and slightly disturbing
That centaur-taur was very Blorange!
by iTs JuSt YoUr PeRsOnAliTy March 13, 2022
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After school blowy

You see Joey over There, he gave me an after school blowy
by Fuck you 1234321 May 4, 2018
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Blorgus

This is a code word that’s an astronaut may use while communicating. It is often used when referring to a mistake.
I’ve got a blorgus on 402, Jim.”

Shoot...”
by cazcalex October 17, 2018
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