blorpapalooza18's definitions

blorp

The sexual act of having one partner pretend to be a slug on a slip and slide covered with Palm Olive while the other partner masterbates at the end of the slip and slide. When the partner reaches the end of the slip and slide the other partner finishes on their face, thus covering them in a slug trail.

Partner 1: Oh yeah. Blorp towards me.
Partner 2: *blorp*
Partner 1: Yeah I fucking like that.
Partner2: *blorp*

by blorpapalooza18 September 3, 2018