Blidge is a (presumably) made-up word that the Thievery Corporation used a song called "Lebanese Blonde."
In the first verse, the lyric is "the clouds drifting through the blinds"; in a later verse, words and phrases are replaced with others that are phonetically similar, and the lyric becomes "the clouds drifting through the blidge."
In the first verse, the lyric is "the clouds drifting through the blinds"; in a later verse, words and phrases are replaced with others that are phonetically similar, and the lyric becomes "the clouds drifting through the blidge."
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bored housewife trying to make meaning of her tedious life. And hey, it's not a waste of time to "be on the computer" (it used to be semi-productive in grad school) and post pictures of your kids, cupcakes, paint chips, or the dog.
If bloggers used the old technology - the phone - to tell everyone each time their kid uttered an adorable mouthful of nonsense, our society would come to a halt and we would realize that our lives are unproductive and nearly meaningless.
by rminer June 22, 2008
Get the blogger mug.Bold equivalent to a badger, but more of a Sycophant; short slightly fat, aging, wife beater, misogynist, sociopathic, in debt, big toys, small goods. Basically a total fucker. Sorry Dad.
He says:
Hey Chick, how you doing? No, you're doing wrong. Pat pat. There there, if only you weren't a man?
She's says:
At least I won't die of a heart attack, with people lining up to piss on your grave. Fuck head bladger.
Hey Chick, how you doing? No, you're doing wrong. Pat pat. There there, if only you weren't a man?
She's says:
At least I won't die of a heart attack, with people lining up to piss on your grave. Fuck head bladger.
by Fleur NZ December 12, 2007
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A bodge is an inelegant but workable “fix” applied to extend functionality or correct a problem. Reliability can be reduced due to the mechanical construction, but this is not an essential requirement for the fix to be considered as a bodge.
It is quite possible to create a new interface printed circuit board (PCB) without any reliability issues, but this board can be referred to as a “bodge board” simply because it is an inelegant after-thought.
Things which start off life as bodges can later be properly incorporated into the design and then get magically transformed into standard practice.
Software (especially embedded software) and firmware can also be bodged. This might be used when pushed to ship workable code, where some error condition causes a software crash. You don’t understand where the error is coming from but you trap the error and ship the system anyway. (Hoping to fix the error properly later.)
A bodge is an inelegant but workable “fix” applied to extend functionality or correct a problem. Reliability can be reduced due to the mechanical construction, but this is not an essential requirement for the fix to be considered as a bodge.
It is quite possible to create a new interface printed circuit board (PCB) without any reliability issues, but this board can be referred to as a “bodge board” simply because it is an inelegant after-thought.
Things which start off life as bodges can later be properly incorporated into the design and then get magically transformed into standard practice.
Software (especially embedded software) and firmware can also be bodged. This might be used when pushed to ship workable code, where some error condition causes a software crash. You don’t understand where the error is coming from but you trap the error and ship the system anyway. (Hoping to fix the error properly later.)
>The only thing I can do in the time available is to bodge the software by ignoring any data lines which have zero length.
>So, you want to fit the larger transformer into the case by putting a “power bulge” on the back panel. What a bodge!
>We need to ship this unit a soon as possible. How long will it take to get the bodge-board designed and tested?
>I know it is a bit of a bodge, but if you inter-link the power rails with a diode between the output terminal blocks, the system will start up reliably every time.
>So, you want to fit the larger transformer into the case by putting a “power bulge” on the back panel. What a bodge!
>We need to ship this unit a soon as possible. How long will it take to get the bodge-board designed and tested?
>I know it is a bit of a bodge, but if you inter-link the power rails with a diode between the output terminal blocks, the system will start up reliably every time.
by Lesolee April 21, 2013
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by muhnameizdrew February 1, 2009
Get the bludge mug.An antisocial idiot who has nothing better to do than to write about their totally meaningless life and present it on the internet. Bloggers are greasy-haired geeks who stink of sour ass cheese and pus breath due to their lack of tooth brushings and flossings which has led them down the road to gum disease.
Hey, look at that blogger, stinking of bad breath and sour ass cheese... what a useless geek!
Hey blogger! Merry Christmas! Here's some soap to wash your sour, cheesy ass with and a toothbrush to brush your green, pus-covered teeth with... If you use these, maybe you can get a date.
Bloggers are total losers!
Hey blogger! Merry Christmas! Here's some soap to wash your sour, cheesy ass with and a toothbrush to brush your green, pus-covered teeth with... If you use these, maybe you can get a date.
Bloggers are total losers!
by Flubba bubba boo March 9, 2005
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