ASSWA

Mysterious rallying cry. Its true meaning may only be fully understood by those who actively make the world a kinder, more just place.

"Saw someone stick up for a kid getting bullied online. Total ASSWA! moment"

by GroupCaptainEcho February 19, 2024

Assagitated

Agitated but a lot more

"I am so assagitated right now because Tesco put their meal deals up by 40p."

by Sunflower93 December 31, 2024

Assage

When your butt cheeks are visible from your pants or swimsuit.

We see your passage.

by anonymous May 24, 2025

Asswack

Someone who you despise most, you just wanna... kill. They are basically a bozo but 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x worse.

Fuck off you stupid Asswack

by H4Z3L34442 June 20, 2025

Asswig

An earwig found in the anus.

“Bobby has contagion Asswigs!”

by Arzonatic September 16, 2025

Jack Assward

adv./adj.

adverb: similar to backwards, but when someone is so entirely ignorant about a situation or circumstance that they make a Jack Ass out of themselves implementing incorrect procedure or protocol, and defending the same.

adjective: a person who cannot do anything correctly, and cannot tell their ass from a hole in the ground.

1.
(of a movement) away from one's intelligence; in the direction from one's brain to one's backside.
"he proceeded in a Jack Asswards manner"
2.
toward or in in incorrect manner.
"only a moron would have done it Jack Asswards like this."
3.
"he is a real Jack Assward person and can do nothing correctly."

by 4zBratz August 19, 2021