Asshat

A playful way of saying "You are fucking annoying and you need to go somewhere else you little turd!" To your friend...

When he said he broke up with my best friend, I said, "How could you do that you little Asshat!"

by The Girl Around The Corner February 7, 2017

Asshat

An individual so devoid of intellectual capacity as to render their person, more specifically from the torso up, as nothing more than a decorative headpiece resting atop their buttocks. This is not to be confused with the verb "asshat", which is the physical act of cranial-rectal inversion.

St. Anselm: "God is a being than which no greater being can be conceived. If God does not exist in actuality, then he can be conceived to be greater than he is. Therefore, God exists.”

David Hume: "You just begged the question, you fucking asshat!"

by The Real Mad Hatter February 16, 2017

King Asshat

King Asshat is the term to describe a specific type of rude person. This person can also be referred to as a phinky-dick or a cockroach. It is slang for being a major asshat.

Ethan, Is your ass a hat? I didn't think so, so get your head out of it you King Asshat.

by Type_Writer June 22, 2017

Asshat

An insult used to define a person with their head up their ass. It is considered a curse word.

"Did you eat the last cookie?! You asshat!"

by Insult Creator April 18, 2022

Asshat

Luciano

Have you seen that asshat luciano

by Tiktiktik November 3, 2019

Asshat

A person with their head up their own ass so far that they are wearing a hat.

That ignorant, compassionless woman who posted a horribly thoughtless and insensitive comment is an asshat.

by Proud to NOT be Phyliss Sammon May 1, 2019

Asshat

A person who wears their asshole like a hat. They almost have their head up their own ass, almost.

"Can you believe Brandon, he's such an asshat."

by Bigjohnt02 March 6, 2017