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mad wiper

A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.
Did you see the end stall in the men's room? Looks like the 'mad wiper' has struck again.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016
mugGet the mad wipermug.

Houston Windshield Wiper

Cumming on somebodies face and wiping it off with your dick
by R.L Stien August 12, 2024
mugGet the Houston Windshield Wipermug.

No wiper

When you are wiping your ass and nothing is on the toilet paper when u check
Bro let’s go i just got a no wiper so much less time
by fertzoneletsgo May 15, 2021
mugGet the No wipermug.

Windscreen wiper

The act of cumming on someone's glasses, then proceeding to wipe it off with your cock.
Hey baby girl would you like a windscreen wiper.
by unregisteredsexoffender December 17, 2024
mugGet the Windscreen wipermug.

Hairy wiper

Rimming a wildly unshaven butthole.
Due to the toilet paper shortage of 2020, the hairy wiper has become mainstream.
by Kickmyballsrealhard September 4, 2021
mugGet the Hairy wipermug.

Windshield Wiper

The sexual act of ejaculating on another person's face, then using your erection to wipe said ejaculate off their face in a side-to-side motion.
After I blew my load on her face, I gave her the windshield wiper as any gentleman should.
by Ballz_Deep May 20, 2015
mugGet the Windshield Wipermug.

Hairy Wiper

Rimming a wildly-unshaven butthole.
Davis and Ramirez completed every sex act in the Urban Dictionary catalogue, with the exception of the Hairy Wiper.
by kmikl September 4, 2021
mugGet the Hairy Wipermug.

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