Pan watcher

Someone who watches other kissing.

I was snogging some tart last night and Higger was pan watching.

"Higger is a pan watcher"

by Paul_01_07 November 2, 2009

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cat-watcher

Someone that watches cats enter their garden, resentfully, usually from a vantage point. It is a metaphor for how they see the world.

He's a real cat-watcher.

by cat-watcher-witness July 5, 2017

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One member of the party lies in supine position and receives the fecal torpedo from someone else positioned above their face. The challenge is to dump perpendicularly into the mouth of the recieving partner in order to create a perfectly vertical watchtower.

After giving her a waikiki watchtower she fell in love with him.

by EFIL4ZIFG July 6, 2022

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Wichita wrist watch

Whilst spending an evening in Wichita, one must wrap their wrist with their veiney peen and ask local broads what time it is. Answer is always- Time to get your dick sucked

Hey ma'am can you check the time on my Wichita wrist watch? Oh it's smoke dick 30, right on.~ Uncle P

by R3dPanda April 13, 2019

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i learned it from watching you

tag line from an 80's anti-smoking commercial where a father confronts his son about drugs he found in his room. also a clever way to throw something back into the accuser's face.

"Who taught you how to do this stuff?"
"From you, dad. I learned it from watching you!"

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "I have a general compaint about all the words that have 5 in them. mitch hedberg said this in a famous caomeyd routine cd. 1 can not hold 2 thats why they made 2 becasue if one where in 2 it would be flowing over. 2 in 1 shampoo does not work if that worked there would be shit flowing all over the side of the bottle 2 does not fit in 1 and 5 is not a word for a dictionary it is a sentence."

by mean dean September 2, 2003

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eel skin watch

An official eel skin watch occurs when a man, or young boy uses one hand to stretch his flacid penis all the way around his opposing wrist. While this may be confused for a real watch, it must never be relied upon as an accurate timepiece.

If if an individual is short on funding, he may choose to sport an eel skin watch to impress his partner for the time being. This will provide warmth to the wrist and displays the veins in your penis quite nicely.

by Jess Vincent April 24, 2003

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