wasted warrior

The drunk friend who will compete in anything when they are wasted.

Karen almost lost a nipple in a barefoot street race. She is such a wasted warrior.

by FudgieK March 1, 2014

Walter Mercado

Walter Mercado is a force of nature without beginnings or endings. Once he was a star, but now he is a constellation

Walter Mercado will never leave us, but will live on in the hearts of all who loved him. Mucho, Mucho, Mucho Amor

by Swami Patrick October 3, 2020

walter

i like firetrucks and monstertrucks

walter

by waltermonstertruckmanandfiretr May 11, 2021

Wasserburger

Someone with the surname Wasserburger is most likely the most beautiful person ever, however, they have an absolutely massive forehead. Wasserburger sisters are the hottest women ever. A common first name for a male Wasserburger is Nicholas. Nicholas Wasserburgers are the most handsome people you have ever seen and have a blinding forehead.

Sarah: Omg, look! It is Nick Wasserburger

Jessica: Omg, he is so hot!!

Nicholas Wasserburger: Hey ladies

*both women orgasm*

by Nick Wassy fan #1863585365 March 16, 2022

chicken washer

A black man or woman who ignores FDA and CDC recommendations and "washes dey chicken so da spices stick betta" typically using dish soap.

Bro Jamal's mom is a chicken washer.

by #65 April 6, 2023

boat cruise wasted

the act of drinking a shitload within a small time frame and then being at the utmost, HIGHEST level of being fucked up. perpetrated mostly by wild university students within a science faculty that are in possession of unlimited alcohol and/or other drugs.

Guy 1: Bro, do you see that guy over there?!

Guy 2: The white guy with punch all over his white shirt, dancing like a fool?

Guy 1: Yeah! Haha, he's definitely boat cruise wasted! I heard he was in the washroom for thirty minutes because he couldn't tell difference between the dryer and urinal.

Guy 2: Ahahahahaha, yeah. Boat cruised wasted!!!!

by drunkfroshie November 5, 2011

walter payton

questionably the best RB the NFL has ever seen, played most of his career for the chicago bears, RIP

Pub Quiz
Question Reader: Who is the best RB to have ever lived?
Contestant One: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Contestant Two: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Contestant Three: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Contestant Four: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Fag from New England: *writes "Corey Dillon"*

by its the truth people! April 24, 2006