whacker

A wannabe hero, usually a fat guy that has four devices hanging off his belt.

Look at those whackers. They have nothing better to do than pretend their some great person.

by briteopia February 16, 2007

whacking off

Noun to describe the process of masturbating

Woogie was whacking off his chode over an asshole

by Danny June 19, 2003

whackoff

To perform an act of masturbation.
Someone that is being a dick.

1. Why don't you go whackoff for a while.
2. You're being a whackoff.
3. That guys a whackoff.

I'm joining these two words to make one better word.

by Keith Wolff October 29, 2004

Whack job

A crazy person

Jana was taking selfies at the top of "Jungle Jim". She is a certified whack job!

by Jimbo bob June 25, 2018

Whack-a Mack-a Ronie

When something happens that is lit, whack, and also a little bit sad.

"Yo Chad just jumped off a cliff!"
"Damn, that was Whack-a Mack-a Ronie"

by DaSoup September 14, 2019

Cheese Whack

Cheese whacking is something that only can be by men who are well endowed. It entails removing one's penis and smacking it on a solid surface - normally a table. A really good cheese whack will not only make a half decent noise it will also leave a knobcheese stain on the surface in question.

Cheese whacking can have several meanings. Normally it means "look at my cock, isn't it big". However, it can also take the form of abusing an inanimate object, such as a computer.

Tom got really angry with the server, so he cheese whacked it.

by Lord Football April 4, 2005

Weed Whacking

(Verb) the act of jacking off high

Nothing exciting was going on Saturday so I spent all night weed whacking.

by Sky Fire January 11, 2019