uni

unlimited nyash institute

Person 1
“oi bro what course you doing at uni”

Person 2
“why you asking about the course are you a nerd”

Person 1
“i mean you’re there to get a degree right”

Person 2
“degree?? what you talking about bro, it stands for unlimited nyash institute”

Person 1
“bro uni sounds good bro can’t wait to go bro”

by Anonymousmatey12 September 1, 2022

typhoony uni

The residue left on a person's face after man having anal sex with said person pulls out and wipes genitals on person's brow

Matt laughed hysterically after giving Anna a degrading typhoony uni

by Mothballs June 19, 2003

Uni

That one person's online nickname who always makes them selves seem extremely stupid. They somehow forget both how English works and basic logic simultaneously.

That person is such an Uni, they said the revolutionary war was in 1920!

by OmleQ July 18, 2021

Unis

They do not know how to use urban dictionary.

Person 1 "who doesn't know how to use urban dictionary?"
Person 2 "Probably Unis"

by Im a rat(atatatatatata) December 25, 2020

Kingston's uni

Kingston's uni is a place where you get brutually molested by Zafar and Riccardo. Kingston's uni does voodoo in the labs in oder to keep the kids in the basement unaware of the outside world. It also provide a wide choice of spliffs directly from Riccardo which is THE plug in town.

Shit man I got raped by Khan yesterday at Kingston's uni

by Charlotte Hamad February 27, 2024

Uni-bomber

When your non-university friend stays at your digs during rag week to pretend to be a student chasing other students at all the parties

Who's that new bloke with X? Oh, he's just another uni-bomber escaping his dreary corporate job for a weekend

by JesusJonesUK May 8, 2025

uni youth dad

A dad who is over the age of 35 and still wears matching tracksuits and snapbags like his children.

A uni youth dad is the kind of dad who wears the same clothes as his children or the youth or the world, he tends to wear SnapBacks, matching brand tracksuits and had grey beard and no hair but the SnapBacks cover the hair and you see greys.

by PrincessP11 June 2, 2022