tweecocking

social media peacocking - writing outlandish or overly vague tweets or facebook statuses as a way to gain attention from the opposite sex

@ladygaga A reincarnation of my birth+artistic spirit. In incubation, awaiting a human lover to save her. #tweecocking

by mkmk23 July 2, 2011

leet tweet

A message making oneself appear superior than another human being via twitter.

"Look at his leet tweet, he just keeps bragging about how many follower he has."

by xkuay March 2, 2010

tweet tweet

Another way of giving someone the bird!!?

Tweet tweet you dumb big tittie bitch!

by SmartrGirl411 December 28, 2014

Tweekosaurus-Rex

Someone who is addicted to methamphetamine.
Specifically, someone binging, or really high on meth.
Someone going overboard cleaning, working, talking, etc, while using Meth, could be labeled as a 'Tweekosaurus-Rex'.
Anyone who persistantly acts wild, crazy or erratic while on Meth, is a 'Tweekosaurus-Rex'
Someone who cant sit still, relax, or settle down.
Someone who over concentrates or over orginizes things.
Someone who tweeks alot or the biggest tweeker.

"Knock it off, you Tweekosaurus-Rex!"
"Wow, your house is clean! Yeah, my roomate's a Tweekosaaurus-Rex."

by JGSR April 6, 2006

tweetard

A Twitter whore.
Someone who is addicted to Twitter.

That tweetard posted 50 updates in one day.

by FreeMemory January 21, 2009

tweeter

1)CUNT, TWAT, FUCK-HOLE, Bearded clam, bloody hatchet wound, vagina.
2)A more Politically correct way of saying the aforementioned vulgarities.

MIKE:"There is a star named after my girlfriends snatch."

BRIAN:"WHAT"

MIKE: "It is named KAT's TWEETER"

by Kennith Ian BUSS September 7, 2003

tweet

A post on Twitter, a real-time social messaging system.

I think I must be following too many people - I'm getting like a thousand tweets per hour.

Is it just my imagination or does Twitter sometimes 'eat' your tweets? Must have a 'tweet tooth' or something. (Jim Turner, 3/16/2008)

by ScottAllen March 16, 2008