target

A store I don't really care for, but whenever I do go in, I'm always questioned if I want a damn Target card. We are becoming the target of annoyence.

Target Staff Member #1: Hey, want a chance for a target card?
Me: No, thanks.
Target Staff Member #2: Would you like to sign up for a target card?
Me: No...
Target Staff Member #3: Would you like to apply for a targe...
Me: NO! I DO NOT WANT A TARGET CARD!

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005

target whore

A person who is way to obsessed with their job at Target and does ANYTHING to make her bosses like her

Tina is a Target Whore

by Joe2333 August 22, 2007

Cock Target

hair shaved around ones mouth like a target or a goatee

That is a nice cock target.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

turget

Short For Turd Nugget

Today Mike was being a real turget

by 15yearoldboylookintogetpopular May 22, 2018

turdesque

adjective, describes something of a derogatory nature.

"That is rather turdesque, Jones. Would you be so kind to remove this vile being from my immediate viewing window?"

by Camels Eating Cedric December 26, 2006

Tunged

Choking someone by sticking one's tongue down another's throat, usually when kissing.

Dude that girl's tongue is so long! No wonder he got tunged!

by 오 야 베비 March 7, 2010

target douchebaggery

an affect of douchebaggery, such like coneing and planking.

when one dresses up in a red shirt and khacki shorts, and pretends to work at target when really they are utter douchebags in disguise.

Jimmy: So hal, plan on doing anything productive today??

Hal: Nah, I may dress up like an employee at target and when customers ask where things are at, give them the wrong directions.

Jimmy: target douchebaggery i see!!

by happyhappyfunfun July 24, 2011