tractor punch

to punch a female in her Privates

she just got tractor punch approved!

by wrath.tishtosh August 22, 2010

Tractor Factor

Often seen as as a derivative of the Idaho Ratio, the Tractor Factor represents the correlation of one's "presence" to the size of their tractor. In common usage (see example #1), the Tractor Factor is used to judge the size of one's tractor by their "presence". Conversely, the Tractor Factor may be the judgement of one's presence by the size of their tractor (see example #2).

Example #1

Bro #1: Man, that guy has a HUGE Tractor Factor.
Bro #2: Yeah, bro. He must be packing one hell of a tractor.

Example #2:

Bro #1: Holy shit, that tractor is very small.
Bro #2: Damn, the owner's tractor factor must be tiny.
Bro #1: F.

by OneBrickyBoy March 31, 2019

Tractor pull

When 2 men tie the tips of their dicks to each others. Then try to pull the other across a predetermined distance. The winner usually gets awarded a wet handy from the looser.

Tom just lost the tractor pull. I bet Aaron is going to love the handy from Tom.

by Salad tosser 1.0 November 5, 2020

Lawn Tractor Limbo

When you are mowing your grass on a riding lawn mower, and you have to mow under a low-hanging tree...so you lean way back in your seat and "limbo" the tree branches.

I was mowing the grass yesterday, and had to do the lawn tractor limbo going under the apple trees.

by Kalisiin June 18, 2014

Tractor Push

A friendly "docking" competition. The act of pushing penis tips together to see who gets docked inside of who.

Those guys are going to do a Tractor Push to see who's the stronger man.

by stuffninja December 8, 2015

obese tractor

mexican boys waiting in line to buy a black chair

those are obese tractors buying a chair

by yeywywtw November 9, 2018

big tractor

a tractor commonly used for farming but its big

Jeff Bezos: look at that big tractor

Elon Musk: dayumn thats a big tractor

by jestrr February 25, 2024