as if im going to let you use my tractor

only the best vine ever to exist

Truck: "as if im going to let you use my tractor."

as if im going to let you use my tractor by Arsenic sawax October 8, 2018

cock tractor 

A girl or who only gives hand jobs to her partners.

Aaron "Man im gonna ask Mel out."
Kurt "Dude,stay away from her.I hear she's a cock tractor"
Aaron "Fuuuuck"

cock tractor by Kurtov January 22, 2008

teligence tractor 

An implement in which treelize is cultivated. One whom treelizes does so with use of the teligence tractor.

Boy, do I treelize; I must've hopped on the ol' teligence tractor.

teligence tractor by bondatomic January 24, 2009

brown tractor 

A racial derogatory term for Hispanics or those of Hispanic descent

Fuck off, you brown tractor piece of trash!

brown tractor by Morneau July 17, 2016

painting her tractor

The act of ejaculating on a female's dildo mid masturbation.

NOTE: Female must possess a massive bush.

Dude, I picked up this stripper last night, but she freaked when i started painting her tractor.

painting her tractor by colonelangusboregardthesecond December 10, 2010

russian tractor pull 

When you are popping a russian girl in the keester.And she drags you around the house

I was ass fucking that russian sliz in the ass,and she drug me all over the house.One more russian tractor pull night my dicks gonna pull off.

russian tractor pull by Towerdog2 March 8, 2009

lamborghini tractor 

The most excellent and sweet owesome tractors ever invented, it was like a hick walked into lamborghini headquarters and was like " I WANT A TRACTOR GIVE IT TO ME" and the Lamborghini executives were like "ok" and built these beasts.

"dude a lamborghini tractor just challenged me to a street race and won, i mean come on i'm in a freking porche here"

lamborghini tractor by J-HAM February 22, 2007