Shitty ass toaster

Something that is of so bad quality that is does not deserve a sense-making phrase

"My car is so shitty ass toaster, I need a new one"

by Feltcher May 7, 2005

Bang Toasted

an interjection used after a diss or a phrase that is important. Use it as you would use boom roasted.

I am a thousand times better than you BANG TOASTED

by Oreosareyummy February 11, 2010

tattered rags

very cool handmade one of a kind creepy as hell Rag Dolls.

WOW where'd you get that awesome doll? Why I got it from the Tattered Rags Dot Net website!

by hugefan August 15, 2006

tattered

to get mess up, wasted, hurt, etc.

That boy got tattered off his ass. That car hit my boy, he's all tattered.

by jasonmiro April 1, 2006

Toasted Cheese Sandwich

This term describes the spreading of a female's legs the morning after an evening of vigorous and non-condom-wielding snoo snoo.

The congealed residual baby batter combined with the love lips being 'peeled apart' is comparable to the opening of a toasted cheese sandwich.

Franz: "We just passed out after an exhausting romp!"

Lucile: "Oh god opening my legs this morning was like peeling apart a freshly toasted gouda pocket, a real toasted cheese sandwich."

Franz: "Don't ever talk to me again."

by The Third Khaaal May 9, 2011

Fannie Toaster

A vibrator. As in being used to warm up a girls vagina for intercourse. Like a toaster warms up bread.

Here you go love. Get yourself warmed up with the fannie toaster while I go for a shit.

by TedZeppelin March 3, 2007

Wooden toaster

WTF IS A WOODEN TOATER

person: have you seen the new song from wooden toaster
person2: THE FUCK IS A WOODEN TOASTER
person: MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー PLAYS

by ANYHRTING BUT MY LIFE IS GOOD September 25, 2017