don-python

When you wrap your legs around the person's waist and squeeze as hard as you can.

DON-PYTHON! DON-PYTHON!

He did the Don-python!

by Don chertt December 4, 2011

Penis python

The polar opposite of “Cock Blocking” by using a snake instead of a person!! “Cock Consticer is a deviation of the same general meaning

“Damnit Mike!! Stop being a penis python, and leave some for the ladies!!”

by Bnutz in VA October 11, 2019

Python

snek

I code in Python
How the fuck do you code a snake

by poobity boobity August 13, 2022

brown python

a brown python is a way of saying that you are taking a dump/shit in a more polite way

some guy: what you doing?
me: releasing the brown python

by john of god the third junior December 14, 2022

python math

When math ain't mathing right

python math = print(f"{255:c}") = ÿ
python math = print(f"{1<10}!") = True!
python math = print(f"{f"{{}}"}") = {}

by fabseboy October 10, 2025

Python Dual Wield

When you have to piss and shit and the same time.

Person1: I have to use the bathroom
Person2 : just go in that corner over there
Person1: no can do buckaroo, I’m rocking a python dual wield

by anonymous September 10, 2020

Atlanta Python

An Atlanta Python is a gargantuan penis both in length and width (averaging from 14" to 20+ in length) that has the texture and pattern of the python snake. This condition is more common in Atlanta due to the high population of African-American people in Atlanta.

Girl1: "I slept with Jerome last night and it turns out he has an Atlanta Python."
Girl2: "Damn girl, you a lucky bitch, I only get Tod's tiny white dick."

by JakeRules666 March 13, 2017