by April L January 13, 2008

*Sandy calls Darrell*
Sandy: Hey!
Darrell: Hold on bitch, im cocking it.
Sandy: What's cocking it!?
Darrell: Hold on I'm cumming.
Sandy: Hey!
Darrell: Hold on bitch, im cocking it.
Sandy: What's cocking it!?
Darrell: Hold on I'm cumming.
by MandyLikesFendi January 4, 2010

Person #1 : "you think it'll be crowded if we go late?"
Person #2 : "yeah man, they're gonna be shitting cock-to-cock in there. "
Person #2 : "yeah man, they're gonna be shitting cock-to-cock in there. "
by bill138 January 24, 2011

|individual to be cocked|
(occupied by some other task) la la la.....
|prankster|
(Watching TV with penis exposed) " OMG come here quick ... look who's on TV"
|individual to be cocked|
(comes rushing over) "Eeeeks !!! I see your penis !!!"
|prankster| " Hahahaha, I cocked yeh "
*Also works via MMS txt & email
(occupied by some other task) la la la.....
|prankster|
(Watching TV with penis exposed) " OMG come here quick ... look who's on TV"
|individual to be cocked|
(comes rushing over) "Eeeeks !!! I see your penis !!!"
|prankster| " Hahahaha, I cocked yeh "
*Also works via MMS txt & email
by Sir WRozza July 10, 2009

1. Thats a nice cock you have.
2. My cock is so long, I need to tape it to my leg.
3. Cock your guns before we go in.
2. My cock is so long, I need to tape it to my leg.
3. Cock your guns before we go in.
by D Boi July 2, 2006

by osmosis jones' wife January 31, 2008

boy: omg you have a big cock!
girl: a what?! *slaps boy*
boy: a chicken dummy
girl: im not sorry ^_^
girl: a what?! *slaps boy*
boy: a chicken dummy
girl: im not sorry ^_^
by OldTimeWizard November 10, 2018
