Thanks for nothing card

A blank 'thank you' card sent anonymously to someone, particularly an employer or potential employer, who has treated you badly.

He opened the envelope and found a thank you card, but there was nothing written in it or on it. Completely blank. The envelope had no return address. What did this mean and who sent it to him? Was it a mistake? Hmmm?

This man received a 'thanks for nothing card' or TFN card.

by John the man 2012 September 5, 2012

Thanksgiving Day Twerky

Using a raw turkey as a seductive dance partner. Twerking and giving thanks

Bobby couldn't find a date , so he resorted to alone time with a Thanksgiving Day Twerky. It was foul smelling.

by happytree555 September 2, 2013

Thanks stretch

A form of thanks to someone you don't know but they still did something for you

"Here you are sir maple street"
"Thanks stretch"

by LordZalgo December 20, 2014

Thanksgiving pants

When you shit your pants after thanksgiving giving dinner

I think I have thanksgiving pants

by Bj.noggy February 15, 2017

Thanksgiving

In America, it is the only day of the year where it is guaranteed that almost every person within a 2,000-mile radius of you is eating the same exact meal at the exact same time.

Hey, Jim! What are you guys eating tonight?

Oh, you know, just having some Turkey.

No, way! That's what we're having tonight!

Oh, man that's sick! My neighbors down the block are having Turkey for dinner too!

Oh my God so are mine!!!

Let's be best friends!

Err... Happy Thanksgiving, Jim.

by BCB5 November 27, 2017

Thanks a lot, Liz

A standard response to an awkward/inadvertently offensive/incredibly personal question.

“Listen I have a weird question and it’s not like it’s an issue but, I can’t find your balls dude. Do you have balls?”
“Now I have to worry about the size of my balls? Thanks a lot, Liz.”

by AprilUnderwater December 27, 2019

Thanks a billion

IT means that the person is damm thankfull to u.

IF some of ur friend gives u the notes of ur college that u missed so u can say thanks a billion to him.

by anonymous November 9, 2020