Textual Retardation

One who is unable to express ones emotions though text

Girl: OMG! I just won a all expenses paid trip for two!! :-D do you wanna come?????

Boy: Ok cool.

Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/

by Walshy84 November 22, 2013

Textuality

The ability to attract the opposite sex and even seduce said person through texting and/or instant message.

Girl, he isn't even that hot or anything but I just cant resist his textuality.

by Tebaug D'Balzac October 03, 2010

Textual Conversation

To talk to someone through a text messege on their cellular telephone and often saying that they are having a good day then leads into a conversation.

Steve: What are you doing?
Sean: I am having a textual conversation with Ali. She is good.

by uh9u9dgusekj8lqwg January 01, 2009

Textual regret

The regret you feel after you text your ex either in an emotional break down or when you've had a few to many

Last night was great but i wokeup with a hangover and textual regret

by Soloshit June 06, 2022

textual glow

The glow of light that shines off an assholes face at night while they are illegally texting on their phone while driving

That fucking asshole has some real textual glow. Plus he’s in my fucking way

by Sue donnim November 27, 2017

textual pantsing

When one who is certain of their argument is made to look foolish in a text based conversation.

We were texting about some movie we saw last night. I thought I found this huge plot hole, and she pointed out that I missed the dialogue that had explained it. It was a textual pantsing.

by TekkaSommer September 25, 2013

textual madness

The feeling you get when someone stops texting you right after you send a soul bearing text.

Omg! I just texted Kevin that I'm breaking up with Charlie and I'm in love with him, but he hasn't respond for like twenty minutes! I am in textual madness right now!

by Kimified September 30, 2014