Som`teimers

The lack of the ability to.....Oh, I remember, to remember what you are.....Oh yeah, where you are and then to be just fine and remember everything and then nothing again.....ooops!

Every once in a while I can't remember things.
I don't have Alzheimers, but I do have Som`teimers.

by GRAMS62 January 13, 2009

boob tailed

The art of titty fucking whilst sitting on your partners face

I totally boob tailed that girl from the bar for hours last night ...well until she lost consciousness anyway

by MizzardofOzz June 1, 2014

Duarte Teixeira

Legendary guy/ A person which is meant to do great things for the world.

*Although, nobody see him coming. It's absolutely awesome.

One clue: Awesome Sex...

Look at that guy... he is definitely a Duarte Teixeira.

But wait,... there is only one Duarte Teixeira

by ****% February 23, 2017

teleboards

A place where even the words most hated losers like Derek can go to and not get killed for being himself

I will make homo threads and there is nothing you can do about it. Ner Ner Ner.

Derek

by Someone February 3, 2005

Teige

Hoe

Teige is such a hoe

by Eimear Leary July 17, 2019

Teil

German slang for penis. Means part in English.

lutsch meinen teil

by HighSpecComputerThing April 16, 2020

ring tailed lemur

when a man engages in anal sex with 5 or more persons of either sex which have not wiped their anus in a long period of time. This act leaves multiple rings on the man's penis.

To preform you must gather 5 or more people with shitty bums and engage in anal sex and spinning each partner higher and higher along the shaft of the penis creating the rings.

"your dick stinks"

"yes yes it does"

"what happened?"

"ring tailed lemur" *WINKY FACE*

by xbdgcbvtr December 20, 2010