swoop

the act of avoiding an unwanted act of affection

Dude I went out with this guy last night, and as I was saying good-bye he leaned in to kiss me but I swooped him and gave him a hug instead.

by Jennifer and Deanna May 9, 2008

swoop

when one man inserts the head of his penis into the foreskin of another. the two men then rub penis' together until orgasm.

dude,elliot loves to swoop.

yeah he is definitely the swoop king.

by dtf4life October 19, 2008

Swoop

Noun. A high form of the dillettante class, a person who posts frequently on websites (or may actually moderate a forum) dedicated to the sport he/she purports to have a high skill / knowledge level in. Usually, he/she will "swoop" into a thread and offer stupid advice, or threaten to ban the thread entirely if it does not back up his anectdotal beliefs.

What a dick! Does this guy actually ride, or does he just sit around all day drinking mineral water, farting into his bib shorts, taking cheap shots at people who can ride circles around him? What a Swoop!

by liedown February 21, 2010

Seagull swoop

A blow-job that is just a hand-job until the final moments, as in swooping in like a seagull on a hot chip.

That bitch is lazy in bed. She promised me a bj but only gave me a seagull swoop.

Honey I have a mouth ulcer so I can only manage a seagull swoop tonight.

by mangaby August 17, 2010

Pimp Swoop

When your wing-man takes home the chick you were working on.

Taylor brought Jonny Boy to the club one night as his wing man to work a crew of breezelles.

Taylor had his eyes on one chick , he fell in love.

Jonny Boy trashed talked her the whole night and said the girl was a ho! at the end of the night Jonny Boy swooped this breezelle took her home and smashed it.

Pimp SWOOP!!!!

by hatersballhate May 28, 2010

dub swoop

when someone goes in for a second kiss(swoop) after being denied the first swoop. only the bravest of hearts have ever attempted this.

-he asked me to walk him to the door and then he attempted the dub swoop.

-swoop me. and make it a double.

by cutequipsmcgee October 25, 2011

Swoop the bucket

To lick the outside perimeter of the anal hole.

While having sex with my husband, he asked me if he could swoop the bucket.

by msadiegold November 11, 2011