Karrine Steffans

A promiscuous broad who profited from a tell-all book that was based on what other females with low self esteem have been doing for centuries.

Rich dude: "When you gonna give me some pussy?"

Karrine Steffans: "You gonna buy me some McDonalds first?"

Rich dude: "Hell naw, I ain't running no soup kitchen. Now put out or get out"

Karrine Steffans: "Ok baby. You like it doggy style?"

by Sunshine81 December 30, 2007

Swaffle

The act of hitting ones face with your half erected/fully erected penis. Should be done with caution because it can result in eye injury and you could lose your eyeballs.

“Wow dude, Ryan totally swaffled Brendon last night”

by Gaypoptartmami February 22, 2019

Seff

To check out the top of the opposite sex for an extended duration. Acronym Still Evaluating Full Frontal.

Try not to seff too much, some gals don't like getting seffed.

by Ninja in the Disco August 3, 2008

sheffling

shuffle + shelf = seffling, when you shuffle shelfs in your brain

when you need to sort your self out, or clean your brain like a wardrobe then it's called sheffling

by LenaP May 13, 2010

smeffin

The action of smanning somebody. Aka shitting someone.

Are you smeffin me?

by smeffer November 12, 2010

Sheffield Sandwich

When a girl places a flaccid cock and balls between her feet and squeezes

them together as hard as she can. Also known as a "Billinghurst Surprise".

I took her back to my hotel room and she gave me a Sheffield Sandwich.

by MsP January 21, 2015

Swaffer

Lovely girl at first sight, but look again. Swaffers are crazy, love to take control, bossy and the most stubborn people you'll ver meet. That being said there also amongst some of funniest people you'll ever meet. Not to mention there stunning!

"Did you see that Swaffer girl last night?"
"Yeah man, she was smoking!"
"Stand back! She's crazy!"

by JamEsAdAms June 17, 2015