Suprise Sex

Also known as rape. Though some argue that hollering "Suprise" before the act of raping someone thus makes it suprise sex. a crime which is less severe than rape but is still looked down upon by; teachers, mothers, and the pope.

"suprise!"
"suprise what?"
"suprise sex bitch stop screamin'."

by KEEPING January 11, 2009

Waterslide surprise

The unexpected feeling of a person's genitals on another person's back, sometimes when said persons are on a waterslide together.

I gave him the waterslide surprise

by jacinto obnagon March 24, 2003

Sunscreen Surprise

When you ejaculate on another persons stomach after sex and before you even notice the women forcibly hugs you.

"Dude she is so dog, she sunscreen surprised me! I never saw it coming!"

by Slayinator235 October 21, 2011

Thai surprise

When a "woman" unexpectedly reveals that she is, in fact, a man and has a penis. It is called a Thai surprise due to the extra convincing look of Thai men posing as women.

I got back to my place with that Asian girl from the bar and she gave me the Thai surprise, I'm pretty sure her penis was just as big as mine.

by Thean1894 May 7, 2013

October surprise

An unexpected, dramatic last-minute event which potentially alters the outcome of an election. The term dates to the 1980 presidential campaign, in which Jimmy Carter planned, for October of that year, an operation to rescue American hostages held in Iran. Carter was lagging behind in polls and a successful rescue, an "October surprise," would likely have shifted the momentum to his side. The attempt failed, however, and Carter lost the election. Some have suggested that the Reagan campaign deliberately sabotaged the effort in order to bolster his candidacy.

Before Osama bin Laden released his newest tape, some people thought the Bush campaign would produce him as an October surprise.

by Sam Sundquist November 1, 2004

San Juan Surprise

When one Puerto Rican bumps into you so you drop something you are holding and when you are bending over, another Puerto Rican sticks a finger up your butthole and screams "Caucau! Caucau!" like a bird.

Billy Bowstaff was walking down the dusty, lonely street contemplating his life force. Suddenly, before he knew it, he was a victim of a San Juan Surprise.

by Julio Handjob June 14, 2006

Pokemon Surprise

When you are fucking a girl who wants you to pull out and right before you cum you turn your hat sideways and scream "Squirtle! I choose you! Use water gun!" then cum in her anyway

Did you hear that Emma got pregnant?

Yeah Wesley gave her a pokemon surprise.

by Priest and Matador July 19, 2011