scrumph

play word for someone who's more than a friend, but who you're not going out with,

"aha, yeah but i'm fitter than you (;"
"how rude ;o! :)"
"i'm sorry scrumph, love you really"

by katie + emmy March 18, 2008

Strumpin'

(Adj) A word used to describe something or someone awesome, cool, great, etc.

Amber, Ryan, and Natalie are so strumpin'.

by jkzshfxgh June 28, 2007

scrumpfy

to drink outside in the summer

lets go and scrumpfy!!

by Joshi and the jew July 7, 2006

strumptating

(to 'strumptate'or strumptation) excretion of a substance from the strumpet glands located in between ones ass cheeks. known as liquid slut, used in shaman medicines for turning women into prostitutes for ones personal use. can be excreted if one is aroused.

"that women is strumptating all over my couch".

by proffeser strump November 4, 2008

strumple

To wander aimlessly from bar to bar.

The four men strumpled down the street in search of another beer.

by MeanJoeGreen August 13, 2010

strumpelstiltskin

If there's an ugly strumpet around a party and you don't know her name, she shall be referred to as Strumpelstiltsken.

Dave- Who is that ugly strumpet over there? She's gross.
John- Looks like another strumpelstiltskin to me.

by andwally July 25, 2011

Trump Strumpet

N.) Trump Strumpet

1.)A usually over the hill fangirl of "The Donald". Positively rabid over their Cheeto dusted golden god.

A Trump groupie. Honestly, the worst damn kind.

2.) A female Trump groupie that would get on her knees and visit the Mushroom Kingdom the very second "Don"Juan dumb shit vocalized anything remotely sounding like words.

3.) A trump supporter that has sexual fantasies about a wig wearing Cheeto and believes anything he says. Generally dumb as a brick.

Jesus Christ Karen stop being such a "Trump strumpet." You're 63, not even in his age range. You want to make America great again? Put your goddamn titty away.

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019