felching straw 

This is the straw used to retrieve said semen from said anus. Please see felch to understand the act of felcing. Straws come in titanium or plastic.

I think I lost my felching straw in the couch. Can I borrow yours?

felching straw by dmp April 1, 2003

Cum Straw 

Just before the male ejaculates he inserts a straw into his penis.

Colin was with his girlfriend, late at night, and she was giving him oral sex and he inserted the straw last minute so she could suck out the jizz! Therefore acting like a Cum Straw, this may feel uncomfortable for some males!

Cum Straw by Adam Miles January 1, 2009

Protein Shake Out of a Meat Straw 

Very Simple.

Its a healthy way to offer a girl a chance to give you head.

"Hi, oh wow. Your really in shape... How would you like to have a Protein Shake out of a Meat Straw©?"

Protein Shake Out of a Meat Straw by Platinum Romeo November 15, 2006

drinks from the straw 

term used to to describe the act of a girl swallowing jizz at the end of the blow job.

Chuck: Man that girl is hot.
Steve: Yeah, she blew me once.
Chuck: was it good?
Steve: Damn straight, drinks from the straw too!
Chuck: Wow! now she is extra hot.

drinks from the straw by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

E-Straw 

Electrolyte Straw; E-Age Straw

I received my electrolytes drinking water through my E-Straw.

E-Straw by JimmyJames16 May 25, 2014

feltching straw 

the straw used to suck semen out of body cavities after sex.

david brought his own personalized feltching straw to the orgy,i bet that dude swallowed enuff semen to float a aircraft carrier.

feltching straw by mtrim78 September 11, 2016

Lemonade Straw 

The act of urinating in your lover's mouth while she (or he, if you're into that stuff) is giving you a blow job.

This judy was giving me a blow job and I really had to pee, so she got the privilege of receiving the lemonade straw.

Lemonade Straw by Pierre Boudreaux December 1, 2017