spooge

Noun. A word used when someone MEANS to say "splooge" but can't actually pronounce the correct word. Spooge is not actually a word. You MEAN "Splooge" with an "L."

"I shot my spooge all over her face."

"You mean, 'splooge?' What? Can't you talk right?"

by GrammerNazi May 8, 2013

spooge

A liquidy mess on the floor or a sticky substance found anywhere.

Man, there's a bunch of spooge on my desk.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

spooge

thick substance usaly found in her change purse or on your friends sisters' pillow case

Dat skank was so nasty I had to spooge in my hand and throw it at her

by Guido SWP December 29, 2007

spooger

Someone who cums big.

I called JP a spooger when he came in bobby's ass.

by ted brantford May 13, 2005

Spooge

A mixture of mayonnaise and ketchup similar to Russian dressing.

Can I dip my fries in your spooge Adam?

by latenightspinning July 6, 2020

spooge

As of 2008, has come to mean "something that needs to be cleaned up."

On an episode of "This Old House" one of the guys referred to "spooge on the tops of the cabinets" in a house they were working on.

by wfox11 April 20, 2008

spooge

A white sticky substance, or Spoogie (the name i gave to a guy at my work

That jar of mayo looks like a big jar-o-spooge

by Dr.Juicy April 17, 2006