3 definitions by GrammerNazi

splooge

The correct word that some people pronounce "spooge." They are wrong. The word has an "L" in it.

"I shot my spooge all over her face."

"You mean, 'splooge?' What? Can't you talk right?"

by GrammerNazi May 8, 2013

spooge

Noun. A word used when someone MEANS to say "splooge" but can't actually pronounce the correct word. Spooge is not actually a word. You MEAN "Splooge" with an "L."

"I shot my spooge all over her face."

"You mean, 'splooge?' What? Can't you talk right?"

by GrammerNazi May 8, 2013

flib

combination of "fucking" and "liberals." Synonymous with "snowflake" People who don't realize that hard working people should not have to support non-working (capable) people and instead take advantage of the hard workers with comments such as "it's my right" or "the government owes me."

"George sits on his ass all day playing xbox, eating cheetos and drinking beer "HE" bought with food stamps in a house paid for by the government. What a flib!!

by GrammerNazi October 10, 2017