spider-man 2

one of the best games/movies ever. Highly addictive!

Man I wanna fucking play spider-man 2 bitch!

by Josh P September 6, 2004

Spider Stain

When a man releases his left over semen through piss onto a girls face

Girl: "Oh...my...god! DID YOU JUST SPIDER STAIN ME?"

Guy:" I don't see the problem. You threw up on my cock last week and at least there is some cum on your face.."

by nastynutsac June 8, 2009

Spider Shit

A process in which two people defecate in the same toilet; achieved as one person straddles the other (like a spider swing), and defecates through the empty space in front of the other's crotch.

I couldn't hold it, so we took a spider shit.

by Gomerj84 January 16, 2010

spider mastermind

If you think females can't fight, think again. This nasty lady comes equipped with a full-blown chaingun attached to her body and takes a shitload of ammo to kill. It is the final boss of DOOM and makes a few appearances in DOOM II.

Only the spider mastermind has a chance of killing the Cyberdemon.

by DoomGuy September 20, 2006

Spider Mask

A sexual act performed during, oral, anal or vaginal sex, when a male pulls out just before ejaculation. Then he releases semen on her face and then slams a screen door, or any object for that matter, in her face. Pillows, blankets, walls, doors etc. can be used or anything that when pulled away creates a "webbing" effect.

She took that Spider Mask like a champ, I can still see the grid from the screen door on her face and there was webbing for days.

by jefferson mario April 13, 2010

Spider-Man

To hang one's phone from an outlet when the charger cord is not long enough to reach the ground. The phone hangs upside down, similar to Spider-Man hanging from his web.

Shit, the cord's not long enough to reach the ground. Guess I'll have to Spider-Man it.

by Okuta July 27, 2016

Spider Loaf

Jacksepticeye's spiderman that is shaped like a loaf of bread.

Say "Hi" to Spider Loaf.

by MandMs05 March 12, 2019