snail trail

Australian slang for the line of hair that runs from the pubic region to the navel.

That chick should wax her snail trail

by AshPash123456 March 1, 2011

Snail Trail

A Snail Trail is when a female leaves a sticky residue in their underwear or when they leave a slimy trail on a surface such as furniture, a bed, or on a chair. It will sometimes appear as a moist, damp, or a wet spot but will often resemble a trail that a snail will leave behind, usually requiring Lysol or Clorox (both recommended) to clean up. It can appear as a fluorescent white, sticky, glue like substance that will harden if not cleaned up immediately, but will sometimes contain blood making Clorox absolutely necessary. If the Snail Trail is brown, it can indicate the individual doesn't wipe their ass or they have a turtle head peaking out. It may or may not have a smell, depending on the size and the color of the trail.

That girl I had over last night left an epic snail trail all over my bed sheets and my pillow case. What the fuck was she doing, riding my pillow? I had to use a whole can of Lysol to clean that shit!

by Uncle Renegade May 5, 2017

Mad Snail Disease

When a person is so dumb it frustrates those around him/her

wow that person isn't so smart he/she must have Mad Snail Disease

by TheKingPin17 August 12, 2017

Black Sails in the Sunset

The fourth full lenght studio album by the totally awesome band AFI, or A Fire Inside. The album is the first with guitarist Jade Puget, and was realased in 1998 through Nitro Records.

Can a cd be both uplifting and depressing, because Black Sails in the Sunset so is.

by Corrupted Squid September 17, 2010

Fail Snail

A situation in which a person has failed but it takes them a really long time to realize why they failed.

Guy: "Ahahahaha"

Girl: "What did I do wrong?"

Guy: "Wow, you're really slow aren't you? You're a Fail Snail!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

Like A Snail

Meaning anthing from awesome, to stupid. This saying is also kinda like "like a boss".

Bout to get some new kicks, like a snail!

by Rich Tickles March 24, 2011

Snarls Barkley

When a persons hair becomes almost impossible to brush or comb due to tightly formed snarls close to the scalp.

"Ouch! Goddammit, my hair's all Snarls Barkley again!"

by Jesse Jamison January 23, 2009