Often misspelled as SNOWBOARDER, a person who straps themself to one board (while everyone knows two are better) and procedes to slide down a snow covered slope on it. Slowboarders abide by Murphy's law as seen when you, who know what you are doing, are going down a mountain, and they materialize in front of you, causing a crash of you, him/her/it, or both.
Also like to sit down in the middle of a good run, obstructing and ruining it.
Commonly confused with picnickers, idiots, morons, wanksters, retards, or fags
Also like to sit down in the middle of a good run, obstructing and ruining it.
Commonly confused with picnickers, idiots, morons, wanksters, retards, or fags
DAMMIT! That slowboarder ruined my run again by getting in my way and now my lift ticket is suspended.
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A combination of "Slow" and "Nobody", referring to any person who demonstrates their worthlessness by walking or driving too slowly and getting in your way when you're in a hurry.
I'm sorry I was late with your present, the shop was only open for another ten minutes and the place was packed with one slowbody after another.
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Get the Snowboating mug."Mere un pahar de sloboz?" is an expression used in Romania, Brasov. It is used by a group of cool people. If you ever come to Romania and you meet them you need to answer to their question with "Mere!".
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No, dude. I would never subject your or any one I loved to such a foul and depraved sexual act as snowboarding.
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