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slow key

The act of low key not getting hints so you're high key slow
Kirolos low key couldn't figure out Diana was telling him that the girl was high key ugly so therefore kirolos is slow key
by ilikethebooty January 27, 2016
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slow death

Dying a slow death can refer to people who may be living a mundane or a life without productivity or purpose. Such as a person who does not participate in society and rather watches television nearly all day, everyday. This can also include people who for some reason my have complete social isolation.
I once spoke to an Australian Aboriginal elder about the alcohol crisis in indigenous communities. He said that most of the people who drink alcohol to excess do so as it gave them something to do and an escape. He said these people weren't living but were actually dying a slow death.
by J-Jim August 24, 2019
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slow jerk

A long session of jerking off. Typically, the very slow relaxed stroking of the penis until ejaculation. Very intense orgasms are to be expected.
After work Greg had some time to himself so he embarked on a 2 hour slow jerk.
by LOLLonater November 25, 2006
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slow jerkin

When one moves his hand in a motion that resembles masturbating. This is usually done when another person is speaking to show how uninterested you are in what he or she has to say. Slow jerkin must be done in a slower fashion that most are used to in order to exaggerate how boring or lame the person's story is. When executing this you MUST ALWAYS finish and preferably act out cumming on yourself. Once you get good at this you can try more advanced techniques such as slow jerking the person who is speaking and then making both of yours touch. Also eye contact is crucial in slow jerkin.
Person 1: Hey how's it going?

Person 2: Well not too good actually, my girlfriend doesn't like the same kind of music as me. My apartment doesn't get enough southern light and the rug I just got really clashes with the rest of my furnit... OH DUDE YOUR DOIN IT TOO SLOW THATS NOT HOW YOU DO THAT

Person 1: (Slow Jerkin while maintaining eye contact)
by jay f May 8, 2008
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citta slow

from the Italian "citta" meaning city and English "slow". It is a new trend in living that started in the Italian city of Orvieto. The concept of Citta Slow or Cittaslow tries to promote quality of life by creating a more humane and ecologically correct environment, and thru enjoyment of food, art, theatre, community gathering places etc... The movement is a staunch opponent of globalization and the increasingly fast pace of life. This an excerpt of the Cittaslow Manifesto: “towns where men are still curious of the old times, towns rich of theatres, squares, cafes, workshops, restaurants and spiritual places, towns with untouched landscapes and charming craftsman where people are still able to recognize the slow course of the Seasons and their genuine products respecting tastes, health and spontaneous customs...."
Walmart and MacDonalds hate the Citta Slow movement and hope it will never see the day of light in America.
by Yoova September 14, 2006
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slow motion

Oh baby,i love it when u slow motion for me.
by Jon May 13, 2005
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slow jam

The personal soundtrack for love making that every playa has for when he needs to do that thang.
<You, speaking to me, as I am taking off your panties and hitting play (at the same time)> Ohh snap, you busting out your slow jam for me? Baby, we's gonna get this shit on!
by yoJERraps! November 5, 2006
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